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As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are now, George W. Bush will be our next President. This will have a catastrophic effect on our vital, absolutely indispensable, entertainment industry. Barbara Streisand, Martin Sheen, Susan Sarandon, Whoopie Goldberg, Alec Baldwin — among many others — have sworn to leave the country if George W. Bush is elected President. And this is where YOU can help. We need volunteers to help pack and to load moving vans. We also need airfare for these irreplaceable national treasures so they can relocate before they change their minds. For the cost of a small SUV, you can sponsor one of these celebrities and their unfortunate relocation. You will know that your efforts are helping when you receive postcards, letters and pictures from your chosen "refugee" as he/she learns to become a useful citizen in an undeveloped country of his/her choosing. You will help, won’t you? It costs so little but it means so much. Call 1-800-deport-a-lib. Operators are standing by. Major credit cards are accepted.

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>As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand >as they are now, George W. Bush will be our next President. >This will have a catastrophic effect on our vital, absolutely >indispensable, entertainment industry.

HAHA!  We hope so! >Barbara Streisand, Martin Sheen, Susan Sarandon, Whoopie Goldberg, >Alec Baldwin — among many others — have sworn to leave the >country if George W. Bush is elected President. >And this is where YOU can help. We need volunteers to help pack >and to load moving vans. We also need airfare for these irreplaceable >national treasures so they can relocate before they change their >minds.

[...] HAHA!  Thanks for the laugh! If I knew that the above motley crew would actually *LEAVE* and promise *never* to return, I’d sponsor *all* of them! Especially Alec Baldwin, who actually called for the *assassination* of Charleton Heston! I’ve seen some FRUITCAKES in my time, but Baldwin takes the cake. — Dogman http://www.i1.net/~dogman

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It’s at least as pertinent to dog behavior and training as your posts are…

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> What has this got to do with dog behavior?? > Post this elsewhere. > Kari Anne. > As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand > as they are now, George W. Bush will be our next President. > This will have a catastrophic effect on our vital, absolutely > indispensable, entertainment industry. > Barbara Streisand, Martin Sheen, Susan Sarandon, Whoopie Goldberg, > Alec Baldwin — among many others — have sworn to leave the > country if George W. Bush is elected President. > And this is where YOU can help. We need volunteers to help pack > and to load moving vans. We also need airfare for these irreplaceable > national treasures so they can relocate before they change their > minds. > For the cost of a small SUV, you can sponsor one of these > celebrities and their unfortunate relocation. > You will know that your efforts are helping when you receive > postcards, letters and pictures from your chosen "refugee" as > he/she learns to become a useful citizen in an undeveloped country of > his/her choosing. > You will help, won’t you? It costs so little but it means so much. > Call 1-800-deport-a-lib. Operators are standing by. Major credit > cards are accepted.

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What has this got to do with dog behavior?? Post this elsewhere. Kari Anne. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand > as they are now, George W. Bush will be our next President. > This will have a catastrophic effect on our vital, absolutely > indispensable, entertainment industry. > Barbara Streisand, Martin Sheen, Susan Sarandon, Whoopie Goldberg, > Alec Baldwin — among many others — have sworn to leave the > country if George W. Bush is elected President. > And this is where YOU can help. We need volunteers to help pack > and to load moving vans. We also need airfare for these irreplaceable > national treasures so they can relocate before they change their > minds. > For the cost of a small SUV, you can sponsor one of these > celebrities and their unfortunate relocation. > You will know that your efforts are helping when you receive > postcards, letters and pictures from your chosen "refugee" as > he/she learns to become a useful citizen in an undeveloped country of > his/her choosing. > You will help, won’t you? It costs so little but it means so much. > Call 1-800-deport-a-lib. Operators are standing by. Major credit > cards are accepted.

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